Things to Embrace—Things to Avoid

I like to think there’s a good side to every bad thing and vice versa. Here are a few of my favorites.

Good—A successful in vitro fertilization resulting in one nice blond child.

Bad—A successful in vitro resulting in five identical blond beings who just might then mate with five other such unnatural fusions and produce—You tell me!

Also, how do you get around a bank of strollers, lashed together like theater seats, which take up the entire sidewalk?

Even worse, the perps pushing these broodcarts walk with an arrogance they dare, only because they think God Himself is clapping, singing, and tap dancing to this new rhythm method.

Well…I had meant to go on for some time … but I’ve just fallen over and am lying on my side. I clap my hands…and the lights go out.

(More later)